swearing & vitamins
I've officially decided to offer a new version of the the expression,
"...has a mouth like a truck driving sailor!"originally derived from a comment by Brandon, to the phrase,
"...has a mouth like a truck driving sailor from New Jersey!"in order to give myself a greater ability to distinguish between those who throw a swear word or vulgar expression into every single sentence, and people from New Jersey who begin, end, and divide into three roughly equal parts every sentence with a swear word or vulgar expression.
I love children's vitamins, and I eat one every day. Sometimes they're the only part of my day worth remembering. Currently I'm working on a 300 tablet Kirkland brand bottle of dinosaur shaped vitamins. I decided today that rather than just taking them as a fun and tasty way to maintain a healthy lifestyle, I'd also take them every day to reward myself for not dying yet.
2 comments:
My daughter uses Vitabears....personally I think they are the Dom Perignon of childrens chewables. You should try to get your hands on some.
http://www.melaleuca.com/ps/index.cfm?f=ps.productDetail&pid=447&sCatId=54
(I just realised that you should probably flag me as spam now!)
Brian love the blog! we are going down the river in a couple of weeks. YOu and amy should come. Dom can't live without the bears each day and a hand full of vitamin C. I figure since he eats nothing else good that this is OK. I'm probably wrong.
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