cornelius fudge, big dummy

The wife and I saw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix twice over the weekend. The second time we were with a pretty unresponsive audience, with one exception. Near the end of the movie Lord Voldemort is about to kill Harry, when Minister Fudge and his cronies scare him away. Fudge, who up to that point vehemently denied Voldemort's return, suddenly realizes that Harry was right all along and simply says, "He's back!" to which the woman sitting next to us shouts, "No $#!%... Dummy!!!"

Only in New Jersey.